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Make Lying Wrong AGAIN
He WhoThinks · May 6, 2026
You know it is wrong. Stopping it starts at the TOP
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Why I Vote Against My Own Interests and You Should Too
Hugh Jeerror · April 28, 2026
Every election cycle, pundits ask why ordinary people vote against their own economic interests. I'm here to explain: it feels incredible, the vibes are immaculate, and my interests have never done anything for me anyway.
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Democracy Needs a Nap: A Modest Proposal
Donna Tcare · April 10, 2026
After 250 years of continuous operation, democracy is showing signs of fatigue. Irritability, poor decision-making, declining approval ratings — these are classic symptoms of a system that simply needs to rest. I'm proposing a national democracy nap.
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The Idiot's Guide to Voting: A User's Manual
Phil D. Booth · March 15, 2026
Voting is the cornerstone of democracy and also the most confusing thing most Americans do once every two years. Here is a simple guide to help you participate in the process without accidentally electing someone's golden retriever.