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I.B. Wronge · May 1, 2026
In what aides are calling 'a historic first,' Sen. Chuck Bluster mistook the laminated pocket Constitution for an appetizer menu during a bipartisan breakfast and attempted to order the Second Amendment with a side of due process.
N.O. Progress · April 15, 2026
In a landmark achievement, the 119th Congress has officially passed fewer bills than any session in recorded history, breaking the previous record set by themselves in 2024 and setting a new standard for legislative efficiency.
V. Oter · March 28, 2026
An ongoing recount in Maplebrook County has uncovered 47 ballots submitted by registered voters all named Chad, raising significant concerns about coincidence, the popularity of the name Chad in the 1970s, and whether any of this matters legally.