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opinionMake Lying Wrong AGAIN
He WhoThinks · May 6, 2026
You know it is wrong. Stopping it starts at the TOP
Read More →Senator Mistakes Constitution for Menu, Orders Amendments
May 1, 2026
In what aides are calling 'a historic first,' Sen. Chuck Bluster mistook the laminated pocket Constitution for an appetizer menu during a bipartisan breakfast and attempted to order the Second Amendment with a side of due process.
Why I Vote Against My Own Interests and You Should Too
April 28, 2026
Every election cycle, pundits ask why ordinary people vote against their own economic interests. I'm here to explain: it feels incredible, the vibes are immaculate, and my interests have never done anything for me anyway.
Congress Passes Record-Breaking Nothing for Third Consecutive Year
April 15, 2026
In a landmark achievement, the 119th Congress has officially passed fewer bills than any session in recorded history, breaking the previous record set by themselves in 2024 and setting a new standard for legislative efficiency.
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opinion
Democracy Needs a Nap: A Modest Proposal
Donna Tcare · April 10, 2026
After 250 years of continuous operation, democracy is showing signs of fatigue. Irritability, poor decision-making, declining approval ratings — these are classic symptoms of a system that simply needs to rest. I'm proposing a national democracy nap.
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politics
Local Election Recount Finds 47 Votes Cast by People Named 'Chad'
V. Oter · March 28, 2026
An ongoing recount in Maplebrook County has uncovered 47 ballots submitted by registered voters all named Chad, raising significant concerns about coincidence, the popularity of the name Chad in the 1970s, and whether any of this matters legally.
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opinion
The Idiot's Guide to Voting: A User's Manual
Phil D. Booth · March 15, 2026
Voting is the cornerstone of democracy and also the most confusing thing most Americans do once every two years. Here is a simple guide to help you participate in the process without accidentally electing someone's golden retriever.